I Want Candy -The Strangeloves
Of course there are a million covers of this song, and the original isn’t in video format. So I flipped through a few cover versions and chose the one that made me puke the least amount. Good Charlotte beat out Mel C and Bow Wow Wow. Amazing, I know.
I really wanted a song about cupcakes, or bacon, but none of those were deemed posting appropriate/worthy. So I stuck with generic candy, and the general guilt that comes with overconsumption of sugary products.