Take Friday for example. I received several packages, and in said packages were a collective of "Hello My Name Is Awesome" pins, chapstick that tastes yummy, a solar plant (you read that right), and tootsie rolls. Some are from vendors and some I actually ordered. I'll let you decide which came unsolicited from vendors.
I feel like this is a good place to explain myself. You see, I work with these marketing vendors who send me weird ass shit in the hopes that I'll fall in love with the samples and feel the need to buy bazillions of whatever it is they sent, and also pay to put our logo on it. (Hellooooo run on sentence.) And sometimes, I get these random catalogues full of the awesome and I impulse buy weird ass shit to send to my friends for fun. I am totally THAT girl.
Now back to Friday.
This box? Is full of the awesome. It promises to feed me. And who doesn't like that?
And these pins? Are fucking hilarious people!
I have quite a few of them, and if you're good to me I'll give you one.
But this! Is the prize of the day.
It's a solar plant. That moves with the light and never needs watering.
BOOM. Top that people who send me shit.
So what's the weird shit you receive in the mail? (And don't give me that bullshit about books, bills, and holiday cards. If you read my blog we're either friends or internet lovers, and that means you're probably as weird as me.)