This one time, I called the cops on a cat. BECAUSE I'M HARDCORE LIKE THAT.
Ok, fine. I didn't know it was a cat when I called. But someone was trying to break in, and goddamnit I wasn't taking any chances. So when the door was shaking and the handle was jiggled, I called the cops. When they showed up no creepy person was lurking in the area, but there was a cat attempting to jiggle the handle of the next door over with its paws.
So the cops were all "it's just the cat" and I was like "ARREST THE CAT" and they refused. Can you believe that shit? The cat was clearly a cat burglar and wanted to steal my stuffs. And the cops refused to take care of business.
Obviously a complete failure of the justice system. Obviously.
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