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Tuesday, March 13, 2012


"I have a quick gag reflex."

"I just need you to hold still while I put it in your mouth."

"If you shove that thing any further down my throat I will throw up."

"Just throw your head back and open wide. This'll be over before you know it."

"My mouth isn't big enough for that thing. I'm not just saying that."

"Stop whining. You're making this harder on yourself by psyching yourself out."

"I'm aware. Just hurry up before I change my mind."

Gag. Choke. Hack. Blech.

"See, that wasn't so bad was it?"

"I hate you."

Conversations with my dentist when getting teeth impressions done. 
What?! It's not my fault you're a perv. 

PS. I'm in the home stretch of Invisalign. Thank the gods. I'm so over having to wear those damn trays all the time. And having to be responsible enough to brush my teeth after every meal and snack. We all know how much I love snacks. 


  1. The otehr day, my 7-year-old daughter was sick with a cold. She does not like to swallow medicine. I was pleading with her to take it and trying to explain to her how. My wife overhead and relieved me of duty, saying "honey, i love you but if anyone recorded that conversation, they'd put you on a list".

    1. I'm lucky my dentist hasn't quit me.

  2. Replies
    1. You and me, we'd be dangerous together. Let's make that happen sometime.

  3. I think I need help. My perv factor is broken. I totally thought this was a convo with your dentist. Send booze and porn stat.

    1. sending booze filled porn STAT. (I don't even know what that means, but I like the idea of it.)


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