Owning Bieber

You knew this day was coming. Bieber has a new song out, so you know I have an opinion on it. I think we're all a little surprised it's taken me so long to say something. I mean, come on, it's Bieber. RIGHT.

When Bieber first came out and all the young girls were all OMG about him, I wasn't impressed. To be honest, I thought his name was Beaver and I giggled every time they said his name. My girl Marti said it best when she proclaimed "what's a Bieber" when her kids begged "we want Bieber!"

But I'll admit to owning a few of his songs, because they're catchy as hell, and have come in handy when making playlists for younger folks who adore him.

So here's the deal. I don't hate the new song. I KNOW. Every fiber of my being tells me I should hate it, and yet I don't. Let me tell you why.

• It's catchy whether you're willing to admit that or not
• It's easy to sing along to in the car (when you think no one can hear you)
• I like mixed music genres like alt rock and hip hop together; it keeps things fresh
• I like when artists try new sounds because it shows they're comfortable with their abilities and willing to put themselves out there
• Did I mention how catchy it is?

Reasons I don't like the song:

• It sounds like Baby Timberlake
• You don't fuck with Timberlake